soyacide:
Hai! Sooo.. I decided to do a Tumblr giveaway thing!
Reblog or like this post for a chance to win my pearl necklace. Doing both increases your chances of course ;)
Pink freshwater pears from Russia 24 inches in length. It’s super pretty.
I’ll be choosing a winner on May 13th.
Boys can play too :) You can give the necklace to your mommy or a pretty lady.
Altering this post disqualifies you
The winner will also be receiving a mystery box of mysteriousness.
K bai ^.^
WHAT’S IN THE BAWX.
Reblogging pretty much exclusively for that. Also, she’s insanely pretty. Mostly the latter if I’m honest. But hey, boxes!
Also x2, hello! It’s been a while. Sorry about that. I’ll be back again properly in a few days. Boy, do I have some stories to tell you!
(said stories may be exaggerated)
My name is Joseph Shea and if any of you are reading this, it means I’ve died finally returned in glory after an overly long hiatus that was both equal parts rubbish and horrifying. Sorry. But hello! I love you. What have I missed? Other than everything as HOLY BALLS IT IS CHRISTMAS TOMORROW WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? “GOSH JOSEPH, DUH”, I hear you say, “WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME?”. “Well!” I explain, “gather round and I’ll tell you a tale with words, only not real words but bullet pointed ones instead,”. And so they did. So I did too.
- I turned 22! Over a month ago! In November!
- I discovered there’s no such thing as god
- I got a First for a piece of work that included the phrase, “They catch up briefly, with all the awkwardness of Gary Glitter at a christening,”.
- I lost my mind at another 24 hour filmathon
- I planned, outlined and pitched a silly feature film
- I finally got around to reading past the prologue in A Game of Thrones, and sped through A Clash of Kings and A Storm of Swords: Part 1. I’ve just started Part 2 and I AM EXCITE
- I discovered I’m an expert marksman in spontaneous Laser Quest
- I rescued a princess from a castle. That castle was sobriety.
- I started a dissertation focused entirely on science-fiction
- I shot an awful low-budget horror film with my friends in two hours. Sets included our hallway, our toilet, and our kitchen.
- I got kidnapped back home for the holidays
- I wrote this post after slacking for weeks
Coincidentally a HUGE thank you to everyone awesome who didn’t unfollow me in my absence, and a merry hello to all my new followers. You’re all brilliant and neat and non-Judas like. Also, the best.
“I just wanted you to know… just getting to be around you was the best thing that ever happened to me.” - Drive, 2011
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